remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”
“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”
“He’s so mean all the time!”
Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.
This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.
please do not go through my camera roll there’s nothing inappropriate i just don’t want you to know how many selfies i take
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
You was real cute til u had said that stupid shit
"Oh my gosh I love Prussia he’s such a ladies man!!!1!1!!! Such a bad boy!!!!"
aph Prussia literally runs a blog all day and is afraid to touch women don’t you dare tell me he’s a bad boy he’s a little wimp